I needed to prove Wrigleyville that there was absolutely nothing that would rival my costume this time around!
and there wasn’t…
Who wants to rival a fairy anyway?
#Win
I needed to prove Wrigleyville that there was absolutely nothing that would rival my costume this time around!
and there wasn’t…
Who wants to rival a fairy anyway?
#Win
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Why is it that most superheros who wear masks still come out looking bald? I’ll tell yuh, the real hero’s don’t need masks to flaunt their super powers; take a closer look(or not) for that Mr. Klien’s one special power and, no mask, can outshine any villain to their knees!
Filed under Mr. Kliens collection
I’m not embarrassed to say that cleaning my dog is how i spent my friday night. So, here comes k-9 a.k.a (my dawgs!) a.k.a clean, lean but not mean Zero portable garbage disposal machine! He’ll eat anything and everything…he’s the best! we love him. Everyone, prepare your party hats cuz in october Zero is turning 2!
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Legend has it… theres something creeping up on Kliens wardrobe again and its not a new look. Last semester was good but now i have a new camera. Immensely balder and more shiny than he’s ever been before. The chronicals…
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Getting paid doing absolutely nothing at the Savitz field and focus group off Michigan ave. I lucked out tonight being the extra who they sent home early $85 richer! who wants in next time? Call in and ask for a focus group! (312) 377-1200
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I’m selling my 350Z becasue my winter beater acura integra was stolen.
Why? I really don’t know why anyone would want my integra. However, it sure had a ton of sentimental value to me. Its a tragedy but im selling my summer car in echange for a winter/all season car. 
My 350Z is in excellent condition. It has some really sweet features to it as in the orangish leather seats, 6 speed manual transmission, very agile, quick and the best part of all… its priced to sell!!! Winters just around the corner and thats snowboarding season for me! Driving up and down slopes with a 2004 287hp Z isn’t exactly ideal. This is why i’m aiming to buy a car that can fulfill all my winter driving needs. Its been garaged, Low mileage was kept(49,300), has leather seats and a very sexy original pearl peak white color. I used this car in San Diego for my first year of college and its ready for a new owner! Anyone Interested?
Thanks for looking!!!
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Car was last seen in the Pheasant Creek subdivision in Northbrook, IL the evening of October 6, 2009. It was parked outside an apartment complex, and when I walked out around 2am on the 7th, the car was gone.

Description of car:
- Silver 1997 Acura Integra GS (has GSR wheels)
- No badges front or back (residue will be there)
- Skunk2 Shift Knob
- Aftermarket CAI( Injen cold air intake)
- Gutted Rear
- Black Leather Interior
- Smells inside
The authorities have been contacted. If you see this car please contact Allen or the Northbrook PD.
NBPD: (847) 564-2060
Allen: (847) 322-0505
This is the worst.
Filed under Meh.