Piratesbooty's Blog

Who you calling a fairy!

piratesbooty — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 07:37:41 +0000

I needed to prove Wrigleyville that nothing rivaled my costume this time around.

Then again…

Who wants to fight a fairy anyway?

#Win

Klien

piratesbooty — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 12:32:30 +0000

Why is it that most superheros who wear masks still come out looking bald? I’ll tell yuh, the real hero’s don’t need masks to flaunt their super powers; take a closer look(or not) for that Mr. Klien’s one special power and, no mask, can outshine any villain to their knees!

Spent my friday night…

piratesbooty — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:06:25 +0000

I’m not embarrassed to say that cleaning my dog is how i spent my friday night. So, here comes k-9 a.k.a (my dawgs!) a.k.a clean, lean but not mean Zero portable garbage disposal machine! He’ll eat anything and everything…he’s the best! we love him. Everyone, prepare your party hats cuz in october Zero is turning 2!

“Hawaiian Shirt Day” Day 9

piratesbooty — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:29:16 +0000

Legend has it… theres something creeping up on Kliens wardrobe again and its not a new look. Last semester was good but now i have a new camera. Immensely balder and more shiny than he’s ever been before. The chronicals…

Free.99..practically

piratesbooty — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 02:45:58 +0000

Getting paid doing absolutely nothing at the Savitz field and focus group off Michigan ave. I lucked out tonight being the extra who they sent home early $85 richer! who wants in next time? Call in and ask for a focus group! (312) 377-1200

For Sale: Nissan 350Z

piratesbooty — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 05:21:54 +0000

I’m selling my 350Z becasue my winter beater acura integra was stolen.

Why? I really don’t know why anyone would want my integra. However, it sure had a ton of sentimental value to me. Its a tragedy but im selling my summer car in echange for a winter/all season car.

My 350Z is in excellent condition. It has some really sweet features to it as in the orangish leather seats, 6 speed manual transmission, very agile, quick and the best part of all… its priced to sell!!! Winters just around the corner and thats snowboarding season for me! Driving up and down slopes with a 2004 287hp Z isn’t exactly ideal. This is why i’m aiming to buy a car that can fulfill all my winter driving needs. Its been garaged, Low mileage was kept(49,300), has leather seats and a very sexy original pearl peak white color. I used this car in San Diego for my first year of college and its ready for a new owner! Anyone Interested?

Thanks for looking!!!

$11,900 SOLD!!! =D

My car STOLEN! XD

piratesbooty — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:01:14 +0000

Car was last seen in the Pheasant Creek subdivision in Northbrook, IL the evening of October 6, 2009. It was parked outside an apartment complex, and when I walked out around 2am on the 7th, the car was gone.

Description of car:
- Silver 1997 Acura Integra GS (has GSR wheels)
- No badges front or back (residue will be there)
- Skunk2 Shift Knob
- Aftermarket CAI( Injen cold air intake)
- Gutted Rear
- Black Leather Interior
- Smells inside

The authorities have been contacted. If you see this car please contact Allen or the Northbrook PD.

NBPD: (847) 564-2060
Allen: (847) 322-0505

This is the worst.

Death Star

piratesbooty — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:04:54 +0000

The classic no call no show. I love it. But now since im back from Africa…

Let it be known that my wordpress is back up and fully operational. …Just like Death Star 2..

…(lol)

“The ship is too big. If I walk, the movie will be over.”

Boris & Natasha: My Mafia Parents

piratesbooty — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 15:58:33 +0000

So i guess this is the product of online dating services. Who knew they would produce such a wonderful son…

..who looks like the conclusion of a weekend bender of hookers and blow. =

“Never underestimate the power of a Shnook!”

The chronicles of Mr. Gay?

piratesbooty — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:41:05 +0000

The HTC touch phone has sold!! Heres a typical inquirer that got “Punk’d”. This is hilarious because its discrete enough where its not exactly pushing the envelope but still leaves the person guessing. See for yourself. Enjoy!

Random dude: you still have the touch?

Me: What kind of touch?

Random dude: HTC Touch

Me: How do you want my touch?

Random dude: wtf are you talking about

Me: Well how much are you willing to pay me? How far do I have to go to give it to you? Do you want it charged? Would you like it with any attachment like a head piece?

Random dude: Where are you located

Me: Belmont *Side Note, Boy’s town in chicago. (not actually where i live)

Random dude: is this some kind of joke

Me: no…? I’m really selling my touch.

Random dude: I work downtown every day. If you want you could meet me by my work during my lunch break. I work by LaSalle and Madison. You wanted $90, right?

Me: Are you sure you want me to give you my touch during work? I mean, we can do this anytime. There’s no need to rush it..

Random dude: Are you intentionally making this seem gay

Me: No, why, are you?

There you have it! It’s officially sold!